Heres the latest Funny that has made me Chuckle lately

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For anyone who has ever missed a deadline!

For anyone who has ever missed a deadline!

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Banking Crisis Explained...

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.

 

The  farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.  The  next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news,

 

last night your donkey died.'Chuck   replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'   The  farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'   Chuck   said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'   The  farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?   Chuck  said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'   The  farmer said 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'   Chuck  said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's  dead.'

 

A  month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,

 

'What  happened with that dead donkey?'

 

 

Chuck  said, 'I raffled him off.

 

I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit   of $898.00.'

 

The  farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

 

Chuck  said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.'

 

Chuck  now works  for the BANK.

 

 

 

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